God's Dividing services
2 Timothy 2:15
15 Study to shew thyself approved unto God, a workman that needeth not to be ashamed, rightly dividing the word of truth.
Were you arrested for rustling after reading the scripture that your father owns cattle on 1000 hills?
Did the game warden catch you on a bridge trying to get money out of the first fishes mouth you caught (for taxes) without speaking the Word first?
Did you invite all of your friends aunts for dinner after reading consider an ants ways and be wise?
Then do I have the deal for you!
For just one mustard seed of faith
you too can rightly divide the Word of truth
and study to show yourself approved unto God
A workman who needs not to be ashamed
That's right - no longer do you have to sit through a long dinners seeking wisdom with your friends relatives.
Sitting on Bibles in order to mediate on the Word will now be unnecessary.
Going to the dry cleaners without asking to find the correct garment (labeled: Double Portion)
to split water in the local irrigation canal will be a thing of the past.
This package also comes with:
Bovine locale discernment
The need not to seek after the trey riel in Cambodia
and Stubborn donkey's won't stall on mountain trails because you will have learned to listen to the Lord first!
See what God's dividing services can do for you!