God's Retrieval Services
When you went to the aquarium was there a giant fish licking its lips?
Last time you were at "Dodger's" Stadium, did the half time show have a wooden boat called "The Jonah" with a plank stretched out on the side?
Has Oceanic airlines been calling you day and night to book a trip to Nineveh?
Then do I have the deal for you!
For just 1 mustard seed of Faith
You can avoid the need for God to use his retrieval services.
That's right, you too can listen to God and obey his voice.
You can cancel your swimming lessons at the local health club.
and there will be no more dreams of dreadful smelling plankton.
Packing also includes:
A nose plug
A map of the sea to pointing to Nineveh,
A Cancellation allowance for "Whale Air - we always get you there"
and a dictionary with the Words Yes, and Lord highlighted in Gold!
Call Oceanic airlines right away and book your flight to Nineveh
See what God's retrieval services can't do for you!
