God's anti-weapon Coating Services
Do you find your arm getting weary because your shield of faith is full of fiery darts?
As a result, are you too tired to even pick up the sword of the spirit?
Has the enemy put “You” at the top of his hit list because you’re an easy mark?
Then do I have the solution for you!
For just 1 mustard seed of faith
You too can purchase God’s anti-weapon coating for your shield of faith. Just take an aerosol can of Isaiah 54:17 and spray thoroughly. When the devil’s weapons hit your shield of faith they will melt – that’s right, the residue will run off of your shield just like hot gallium off of a ducks back.
**No duck’s were harmed in the making of this commercial – however, some ducks now quack in Spanish. **
See what God’s anti-weapon coating system can do for you!
