God's Clean Feet Services
Do your feet get tired of walking in sandals?
Is the dust between your toes getting to be just too much?
Is the bumpy ride of a chariot around the lake just not filling the bill anymore?
Then do I have the deal for you!
For just 1 mustard seed of Faith
You too can purchase God’s clean feet services. Take a refreshing stroll that reduces the extra miles and eliminates your bumpy ride. No more pesky dusk to discard at the end of your trip. Your feet will feel wonderful. Wind and waves are of no consequence.
Optional Packages include: Ability to comfort fearful fellows in a boat, saving someone from sinking, and renouncing the title of: Oh Ye of little faith.
