God's anti-drought services
1 Kings 18
18 And it came to pass after many days, that the word of the Lord came to Elijah in the third year, saying, Go, shew thyself unto Ahab; and I will send rain upon the earth.
27 And it came to pass at noon, that Elijah mocked them, and said, Cry aloud: for he is a god; either he is talking, or he is pursuing, or he is in a journey, or peradventure he sleepeth, and must be awaked.
38 Then the fire of the Lord fell, and consumed the burnt sacrifice, and the wood, and the stones, and the dust, and licked up the water that was in the trench.
44 And it came to pass at the seventh time, that he said, Behold, there ariseth a little cloud out of the sea, like a man's hand. And he said, Go up, say unto Ahab, Prepare thy chariot, and get thee down that the rain stop thee not.
Has your commute to work been hindered for 3 1/2 years because the local prophet declared a drought?
Are you unable to sleep because 450 people are practicing for a showdown at the dance studio across the street?
Were you hungry and tired for at least a week straight because Baal was either sleeping or somewhere out for lunch?
Then do I have the deal for you - for just 1 mustard seed of Faith…
You too can hear the sound of the abundance of rain
No longer with you have to pull your boat on the way to work with a rope over the dry dusty ground
That's right, you can put a sign on the dance studio that says, "Closed until next drought"
With God's anti-drought services there will be room in the inn and your seat saved at the only restaurant in town
There will be no need to return the rented stones for the alter because they will be consumed by fire
Package also comes with:
One dark storm cloud in the distance
A path to get down the mountain in a hurry
Four water barrels
1 portable trench
1 Bagdad battery blue ray player with sounds of drenching rain
See what God's anti-drought services can do for you!
