God's Ark Modification Services
Genesis 6
7 And the Lord said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air; for it repenteth me that I have made them.
8 But Noah found grace in the eyes of the Lord.
14 Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and shalt pitch it within and without with pitch.
15 And this is the fashion which thou shalt make it of: The length of the ark shall be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height of it thirty cubits.
16 A window shalt thou make to the ark, and in a cubit shalt thou finish it above; and the door of the ark shalt thou set in the side thereof; with lower, second, and third stories shalt thou make it.
Did you notice a slight leak forming after launch because you used the wrong kind of sap (maple syrup) when pitching within and with out?
Did you fudge a little on the height dimensions of the Ark (300x50,30± cubits) and now you need to cut holes in the upper deck for the giraffes?
Did the gophers you hired to collect the wood for the ark bring the wrong type?
Then do I have the deal for you!
For just one mustard seed of faith you can purchase God's Ark Modification Services
When you try to take short cuts with God's instructions - he can still fix you up.
You too can trust in the Lord with all your heart;
and lean not unto your own understanding
That's right - with God's Ark modification services
you can still find your way to the mountains of Ararat
Package also includes:
A Rainbow maker
A sky light
Homing Doves and Ravens
and a Dvd - with the entire tv series of 8 is Enough!
Only God can close the door for you!
(Remote control not included)
See what God's Ark Modification Services can do for you.
